Posted By : Margaret Garland
Category : Better choices Food Labels Humor
After yesterday’s less-than-cheerful post, I figure I ought to lighten things upward a bit. So I offering today’s label dissection inwards the spirit of serving you lot upward a grinning today. And the sense of humour starts earlier nosotros fifty-fifty teach a await at the thing. Because I came across this label non at a supermarket or wellness nutrient store, but inwards a division store. That’s right, the sort that sells clothing, toys, housewares, electronics, in addition to cosmetics. Some division stores sell food. This 1 wasn’t 1 of them. Or thus I thought.
Hand lotion. Yes, I know I should stick to writing nearly food labels, but but remain amongst me on this one. Peach mango mitt lotion. No big deal, right? It’s non similar we’re nearly to slather this on a sandwich or dip raw carrots in addition to celery inwards it. But the manufacturers conduct maintain pulled out all the stops. Just inwards illustration nosotros couldn’t last trusted non to eat our hand lotion, they’ve provided us amongst this great petty reminder:
*Whew!* Thanks for the warning, Simple Pleasures® brand. Without it, I might’ve false this bottle for mayonnaise or salad dressing.
Here’s the thing, though: this is a food. Just because nosotros wouldn’t cram it downwardly our pieholes doesn’t hateful we’re non eating it when nosotros utilization it for its intended purpose. What’s eating it, if non our mouths? How nearly our skin?! What produce nosotros recall happens when nosotros slather lotion, sunscreen, in addition to the similar on our skin? Our peel eats it! Those things teach absorbed into the skin, right? In fact, amongst lotion, that’s kinda the whole point! For our peel to “soak up” the production in addition to last less dry.
I’m non an practiced on natural peel care, in addition to this spider web log is non the house for me to speculate nearly the security (or lack thereof) of ingredients similar methylparaben, propylparaben, methylisothiazolinone, artificial colors, or triethanolamine (sometimes identified on cosmetics labels equally TEA, non to last confused amongst the materials you lot drink.). All I desire to produce is betoken out that if you lot rub this lotion on your hands, you are eating it but equally for sure equally if you’d swallowed it. We know substances that teach absorbed through the peel destination upward inwards our bloodstream, or at that topographic point wouldn’t last nicotine patches, nascency command patches, or transdermal delivery mechanisms for whatsoever pharmaceutical drugs.
I’m slow moving toward to a greater extent than natural torso attention products. For a thirty-something-year-old woman, I utilization surprisingly few of these products to get with. (In other words, my bath sink isn’t cluttered amongst bottles of this in addition to tiny jars of that, in addition to a human being could easily position all the contents of my purse.) H5N1 goodness dominion of pollex seems to be: if you lot wouldn’t swallow it, don’t seat it on your skin. (Kind of similar that dominion nearly cooking amongst sub-par wine: if you lot wouldn’t drinkable it, don’t gear upward amongst it.) And when I tell slowly, I hateful sloooowly. Little past times little, I’m shifting away from products amongst long lists of things I don’t recognize, in addition to that come upward amongst warnings nearly calling the poisonous substance command center. (Fluoride toothpastes come upward amongst that warning, inwards illustration you lot swallow to a greater extent than than is typically used for brushing. Isn’t it overnice of many of our municipalities, then, to pour the materials directly into our H2O supply? Awesome.) One affair I conduct maintain not had success inwards finding is a good, natural deodorant. I’ve tried several brands in addition to conduct maintain been dissatisfied amongst all of them. (As I told a friend afterward 1 experiment amongst a production that was a deodorant but not an antiperspirant, “My armpits are soaked, but they odour similar a cool mount breeze!”)
Before we’re done for the day, I’ll piece of occupation out you lot amongst 1 to a greater extent than persuasion related to all this. One of my NTA instructors pointed out something nearly non-stick cookware. He mentioned that afterward a while--especially if you lot haven't taken the best attention of it--you offset to notice that the non-stick surface isn’t quite equally non-stick equally it was when you lot bought it. The pan is scratched up, bits of the non-stick coating conduct maintain flaked off, etc. So where did they go? Where did those bits of missing non-stick surface go? You ate them! (Some of them in all likelihood went downwardly the drain afterward an overzealous cleaning, but you lot definitely ate some, too. And if the pan was really nonstick, you lot shouldn't conduct maintain had to scrape anything off of it anyway!)
So but because sure things inwards our environments aren’t technically nutrient doesn’t hateful nosotros don’t swallow them—whether nosotros know it or not. Eek!
(Thank goodness for the human liver in addition to kidneys. The pump in addition to the encephalon teach all the credit for running our bodies, but it’s the liver in addition to kidneys that filter out all the gunk nosotros come upward inwards contact with. Your liver has plenty to produce already; halt distracting it amongst getting rid of parabens.)
That’s it for today. Just something to build us think. I hope side past times side Mon I’ll last dorsum to food labels.
P.S. This post in all likelihood applies generally to women, but you lot men out at that topographic point (the ii of you lot who read this blog) aren’t immune to these issues. There are to a greater extent than in addition to to a greater extent than “manscaping” products appearing all the time. Some of them teach washed off pretty speedily (like shave gel), but to a greater extent than or less are designed to remain on, similar sunscreen in addition to peel cream. (It’s non but the froo-froo pinkish in addition to flowery-smelling lotions that conduct maintain questionable ingredients inwards them. The no-frills build you lot utilization when you lot recall no 1 is looking could last suspect…)
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